What do you read?

Maybe Katie Couric could have sent Sarah Palin this list to choose from...

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people
who run the country.

2.The Washington Post is read by people who think
they run the country.

3.The New York Times is read by people who think
they should run the country and who are very good at
crossword puzzles.

4.USA Today is read by people who think they ought
to run the country but don't really understand The New
York Times. They do, however, like their statistics
shown in pie charts.

5.The Los Angeles Times is read by people who
wouldn't mind running the country - if they could find
the time - and if they didn't have to leave LA to do
it.

6.The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents
used to run the country and did a far superior job of
it, thank you very much.

7.The New York Daily News is read by people who
aren't too sure who is running the country and don't
really care as long as they can get a seat on the
train.

8.The New York Post is read by people who don't care
who's running the country as long as they do something
really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.

9.The Miami Herald is read by people who are running
another country but need the baseball scores.

10.The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who
aren't sure there is a country, or that anyone is
running it but, if so, they oppose all that they stand
for. There are occasional
exceptions if the leaders are handicapped minority gay
feminist atheist dwarfs who also happen to be illegal
aliens from any other country or galaxy provided, of
course, that they are not Republicans.

11.The National Enquirer is read by people trapped
in line at the grocery store.

BUT
12. None of these is read by the guy who is running
the country!